Music: It's so overrated

According to Pitchfork according to the onion

Take this choice paragraph: "Schreiber's semi-favorable review, which begins in earnest after a six-paragraph preamble comprising a long list of baroquely rendered, seemingly unrelated anecdotes peppered with obscure references, summarizes music as a 'solid but uninspired effort.'"

VK will return later today with actual music, a medium, which contrary to hipster belief, is actually pretty damn good.